Dev Excuse Generator

Never be speechless in a standup again. Generate the perfect excuse with one click.

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"I had to refactor the whole module first."
Excuses generated: 1

How to Use

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Pick a Category

Choose from classic, deployment, deadline, or code excuses.

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Hit Generate

Click the button and get a random developer excuse.

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